Shut Your Gob.
What’s with all these Indonesian guys humming and singing stupid love songs whenever I’m around?
I’m not trying to be narcissistic or anything but I happen to stumble upon these eejits quite frequently when I’m out shopping. I’ve noticed that the places that they frequent the most are:
1. Grocery shops
2. Book stores
3. Electronic stores – total nightmare because they always have music in the background
4. CD shops – need I elaborate on this?
Do they think that this is the best way to get attention from girls? Even though the kind they get is more of a revulsion and contempt – because it is so damn lame.
And they sing quite loud too. The louder the better, it seems. Don’t ask me why. God knows they can’t sing for shite.
You can identify suspicious signs that they’re about to do it when they:
a) sidle up next to you and trying to look interested at something they’re holding at
b) pick up the same item you’re looking at
c) standing dangerously close to you – almost invading your personal space, even
d) start nodding their heads to the beat of the music in the background
As soon as you notice any of these shit, you better:
a) drop whatever the fuck you’re holding at the moment, or have clapped your eyes on – you can always come back later, or even better, grab the stuff quickly, and
b) get the fuck out of there as fast as you can – this will surely kill their confidence more than anything else
c) no matter what happen, do not give the satisfaction of looking back at them, because then they know that their stupid singing tricks have finally drawn your attention.
Now, when you walk away, they usually:
a) stop singing completely, or
b) sing louder
Pathetic fuckers. It’s people like these who make the term “Shopping” loses its fun. They just can’t leave a girl alone. They’re so desperate for attention, even a shot of disgusted look is better than nothing.
That just shows how ‘smooth’ Indo guys are in picking women up – instead of making us run into them, we run away from them. No wonder they are sexually deprived – brushing up against a girl on a bus is pretty much the only contact they’ve ever had with women.
Men – when will they ever learn? We must really thank Men’s Health for attempting to educate these poor bastards. Now if only they can put aside their put-on macho attitude and stop being in so much denial for not needing help in the women department, they might actually get lucky – instead of a disgusted look, say, we might have slapped them hard across their faces or something.
Poor pathetic eejits.
6 comments
wakakakakaka… ther!! what is it with you and guyss!! seemed like u’re hating them to the coree!! hahahha.. well yeah.. if u’re alone better run away, but if we’re together.. we’ll make fun of em.. and let them learn their lesson. hahahaha
Yeah, next time we spot these fuckers, let’s bag the shit out of them and tell them they are so shit they’re shitting out shits out of their shitty-looking mouth (omigod I’m so foul LOL)
wakakaka…u are one ANGRY woman therrong.
poor pathetic young guys, singing in order to get attention? hm… that’s not the way. Try taking off your clothes and flex some muscle, then take of your pants, and show your big thingy… Then that’ll surely get more attention than what you deserve… LOL… Isn’t that the way you want it, Ther? A lot better than singing… Way better…
Man, should the day ever come when a guy shows off his knob to me in public, he’ll be getting a lot more than just attention…let’s just hope I won’t be in the gardening aisle in the department store, happen to be holding a big mother pair of grass shears or I won’t be held responsible for any excess bleeding… *laughs wickedly*
Just came across this post…….
and you know what’s more annoying than those guys humming pathetic love songs?
over-aggressive (or should I say “excited”?) sales lady tailing you everywhere and showing their bare teeth to you in the name of smiling offering this and that when you just want to look at stuff.
Scary!