Where Is The Love, Mr. President?

It seems like our dear Mr. President has been spending his time sleeping rather than ruling the country, as apparent in the many terrible things that have happened in Indonesia during his reign, such as (totally picking things out randomly from the newspaper) malnutritioned children, Lapindo mud and just recently, the ever-increasing price of oil and gas (and soon fuel).

Therefore, I dedicate this piece to our lovely Mr. President, who was more inclined to show his tears in the safety of EX cinema whilst watching a sappy love movie that looked like it had been shot with a handy camera.

Hey – it sure beats reading the newspaper articles about starving children dying of hunger and the poor Sidoarjo people losing their homes because his chum Bakrie washed his hands off the Lapindo mud and called it “natural disaster”.

No wonder one of his council members fell asleep during his speech – surely, an apple does not fall far from the tree?