Cussin’ For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Another one of those blog-o-meter yoke I found at Rima‘s which I gave a try for. Apparently there are 31.4% of the pages in my blog that contains cussin’.

Damn! Didn’t know I curse that much. In the other hand, though, I was expecting it to be in the 80-90% range, so I guess 31.4% is aaaaight.

For those of you who are still wondering what cussing actually means, here are the results I found from Urban Dictionary:

1. A slang word for “curse”; as in don’t curse me.

2. So called bad words; as in fuck, shit, and bitch are some examples or cuss words.

3. To curse, swear, or invoke the name of God in vain; as in don’t fucking cuss at me, mothafucka.

4. To formally/informally take the piss out of someones life/surroundings/mum/dad /house/ho; As in:

    * Your momma is soooo fat she cut her leg and gravy came out!

    * Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyone’s got the key to it except your dad.

    * Your dads like father christmas he only visits once year and always brings a “ho ho ho”.

    * Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!

It was a very long time ago that I decided to stop swearing (as in, not using the F-word) but I found it very difficult to do so. There were times when I used to be so pissed off that there was no other word that was perfect enough to express my anger.

But obviously saying the F-word a lot, does not do justice to my image of a proper lady (wha’? who? since when?).

So I tried as I might, to restrain myself from it, and instead of saying “fuck”, I used to say “fwuack” or “blahawdy hell (Oz-style)”. I did, however, say “shit” a lot since I didn’t think it can be categorized as a swear word. I mean, people always say stuff like “Are you shittin’ me??” or “holy shit!” and I quite liked how the Brits say “shite” instead of “shit”.

When I was in university, I did one of my assignments on the origin of the F-word. Needless to say, it was quite fun to find out all the facts and history behind it, as well as the different usage for it. I really think it’s one of the most versatile words in the English language.

Maybe I did, and still do, get angry a lot. I also do swear a lot. And as a matter of fact, I don’t actually give a shit whether or not I can be classified as ‘lady-like’. Being brass, or even downright rude – as some people might say – is a part of who I am.

Besides, I do get rude for a reason – most of the time it’s for those who actually deserve it. So, if anyone out there happens to stumble upon my blog and think that this is just a piece of shit blog not worth reading – guess what; I don’t give a flying fuck.

Happy reading!