Cussin’ For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Another one of those blog-o-meter yoke I found at Rima’s which I gave a try for. Apparently there are 31.4% of the pages in my blog that contains cussin’.
Damn! Didn’t know I curse that much. In the other hand, though, I was expecting it to be in the 80-90% range, so I guess 31.4% is aaaaight.
For those of you who are still wondering what cussing actually means, here are the results I found from Urban Dictionary:
1. A slang word for “curse”; as in don’t curse me.
2. So called bad words; as in fuck, shit, and bitch are some examples or cuss words.
3. To curse, swear, or invoke the name of God in vain; as in don’t fucking cuss at me, mothafucka.
4. To formally/informally take the piss out of someones life/surroundings/mum/dad /house/ho; As in:
* Your momma is soooo fat she cut her leg and gravy came out!
* Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyone’s got the key to it except your dad.
* Your dads like father christmas he only visits once year and always brings a “ho ho ho”.
* Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!
It was a very long time ago that I decided to stop swearing (as in, not using the F-word) but I found it very difficult to do so. There were times when I used to be so pissed off that there was no other word that was perfect enough to express my anger.
But obviously saying the F-word a lot, does not do justice to my image of a proper lady (wha’? who? since when?).
So I tried as I might, to restrain myself from it, and instead of saying “fuck”, I used to say “fwuack” or “blahawdy hell (Oz-style)”. I did, however, say “shit” a lot since I didn’t think it can be categorized as a swear word. I mean, people always say stuff like “Are you shittin’ me??” or “holy shit!” and I quite liked how the Brits say “shite” instead of “shit”.
When I was in university, I did one of my assignments on the origin of the F-word. Needless to say, it was quite fun to find out all the facts and history behind it, as well as the different usage for it. I really think it’s one of the most versatile words in the English language.
Maybe I did, and still do, get angry a lot. I also do swear a lot. And as a matter of fact, I don’t actually give a shit whether or not I can be classified as ‘lady-like’. Being brass, or even downright rude - as some people might say - is a part of who I am.
Besides, I do get rude for a reason - most of the time it’s for those who actually deserve it. So, if anyone out there happens to stumble upon my blog and think that this is just a piece of shit blog not worth reading - guess what; I don’t give a flying fuck.
Happy reading!
April 21st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
gilaaaaaaaaaa tinggi amet percentage-nya!! hahaahahahaha
I used to swear a lot when I was younger, now that I am an old woman, all domesticated, p
roper and unexciting, I seem to have lost my ‘truckdriver’ mentality along with the cussin’ mouth..
April 21st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
That is too funny!
At least your blog is much more fun. I tried mine a couple of weeks ago, it says my blog is PG1 - suitable for all ages!
Boringggggggggg
April 21st, 2008 at 6:24 pm
@Rima:
That was actually a milder result than what I was expecting
Old, domesticated, proper and unexciting? No way, you don’t look a bit if it
@Andie Summerkiss:
Hey, maybe that’s why yours got more visitors day by day!! Whilst I scare people away with my crassness hehehh
April 21st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
mine’s 63%. FUCK! i KNEW it’s gonna come back and haunt me someday.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 am
heck, i’ll curse whenever i want to! *ah, except of course around my family*
it’s one way to release your anger and tell people how you feel without saying so many huehehehehe
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
@lastlifeinmyuniverse:
you can swear all you like, and I’ll still be a big fan of your blog heheh ^^
@Cn naz:
Why is it that we tend not to show our true colors in front of our family? Is it because we can’t be bothered with all the questions following afterwards? Or the snide comments that the hypocritical aunties will say to us?
Hmmm…
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
mostly because they will look at my parents and think, “gimana sih ortunya? gak ngurus anaknya!” bahhhh….and it’ll be followed with, “jadi cewe jangan gitu bla bla bla yang sopan bla bla bla…”
FUCK YOU ALLLLLL
*oops*
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
mine is 1.7% hehehe..
(even though I think
i wrote ’sh*t’ and ‘F’ a lot)
ah so that’s where ‘F’
come from
nice info
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
@Cn Naz:
You know… sometimes it makes you feel a whole lot better to just scream that out loud.
People are so nosy aren’t they? Haha.
@Reedler:
Ok, that cuss-o-meter thing is probably a bit bodged then if yours is only 1.7%!!!
Regarded that it actually does contain some swear words indeed
April 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Feel defeated…
Someday I’ll post something dedicated to Cussing
Shit.. <– this one add 0.001% to your meter eh?