If You Can Pick A Superhero As Your Boyfriend

Which one would it be?

Would it be Spiderman – the shy, naïve boy who is somewhat wishy-washy and yet very determined to save the world from those evil beings, even if includes risking the safety of his lovely Mary Jane? Of course, being a young boy in a big city like New York must have been hard – peer pressure and all, but you gotta admit his resiliency to do the right thing and the right thing only, except that I’m worried the poor dude is not going to survive if he is stuck in the desert as skyscrapers and the likes are more his thing.

Or would it be Superman; the double-personality guy who everyone seems to ignore whenever he’s got the whole geek attire going and yet adore to death when puts on the red cape and most of all start the whole breeches over his pants thing that no man in this world has managed to copy to get the same manly effect without making a fool of himself. Nevertheless, we must never forget that Superman is amicably weak whenever there is Kryptonite nearby, so chances are if you end up shagging him and have a child by him, your child will be allergic to the big green rock too.

The Incredible Hulk, on the other hand, has his own appeal too – his double personality – super sweet and introverted when he’s normal, and super fugly gigantic green when he’s pissed off – can be quite an interesting aspect to those who are not looking for boring, platonic relationships. Even better if you happen to be a psychology graduate; you can teach your man about Anger Management and then you will have full control of his emotion by the tips of your finger.

Last but not least, there is Ironman; the ladies man of all the ladies men. I have to admit so far he is the one superhero that got my attention; there’s something quite attractive from a handsome, rugged-looking man who, not only is a genius but also a cocky playboy who knows what he wants and most importantly, save the world and enjoying doing it at the same time. And he sure does have a way to survive even if he is stuck in the desert, unlike Mr. Spidey up there. Nevertheless, one must keep in mind that this superhero does not have a heart. Literally.

So, which one would it be?

PS: The Youtube clip was found at Woelank’s Facebook profile page. Boys can also comment on this post :)

18 Responses to “If You Can Pick A Superhero As Your Boyfriend”

  1. Ivy Says:

    despite the fact that superman always gets weak whenever he comes close to kryptonite, i will still choose him over the other heroes. Why? Because as geeky as he is, he’s the only one who’s willing to show his face and guys who are confident with themselves always stand out among the others *ga nyambung* hehehe…

    and you are right about how only he manages to look good in that attire. I have not come across others who can quite live up to his reputation wearing that. Either that person makes a complete fool of himself or he’ll make u believe that he’s a lunatic running out of some mental hospital.

    I don’t want guys who can jump from one building to the next, I don’t want a man who’s green from head to toe or a man in a metal iron suit with a hole in his heart…. i want one who can fly, who is handsome yet geeky and a body that make me drool… is that too much info?? :P

    Of course it isn’t Ives, a woman should have her own wishes of her dream man no matter how outrageous they sound :P
    And you’re right, there is something quite appealing about a man who is confident with himself; he doesn’t necessarily have to be rich and obnoxious like Tony Stark but a man nevertheless must be confident with whatever he’s got!

  2. rima fauzi Says:

    duh kalo hulk gak berani, ntar lagi ‘asik2′ trus tiba2 doi marah dan membesar, bisa mati gue.. hahaahah *jorok banget sih lo they* hahaha

    I wont go for any of these actually. I’d rather go for someone like spidey’s friend, whatshisname, the rich guy..

    My superhero is someone with a super magical bank account that never runs dry. Looks is not important, neither is strength.

    matre banget yah gue? lol

    Yes. Yes you are, you dirty-minded girl. Considering that you’re a *recovering* shopaholic, you really do need a superhero that has an unlimited bank account. But Tony Stark aka Ironman is a billionaire industrialists though, and rugged looking too… mmmmm

  3. aroengbinang Says:

    Lhah, ini kan bukan California nduk, gak bisa kawin sejenis, wong aku lanang je :D.

    Sebagai laki, ya aku gak mau lah puca pacar superwoman, susah kebagian waktunya. Terlalu banyak kejahatan di dunia ini, lah kapan dia bisa merem ngadem sama cowoknya?

    Wis punya pacar yang biasa2 saja ya…

    Bah si om. Situ pan udeh merit om, emang masih boleh pacaran? kecuali pacaran ma bini sendiri kali yah hehehe

    Lah, kalo punya pacar superwoman enak dong, super multi-tasking, kuat pula, kalo mobil mogok bisa diangkat dan dibawa terbang ma dia lol

  4. Ivy Says:

    @rima: judging from the real world we live in, matre is the foundation of survival i guess hahaha…

    @therry: yes! being confident is definitely sexy…asal confidentnya masih wajar2….jangan sampe uda jelek tapi masih merasa diri cowo paling ganteng sedunia hahaha

    moneymoneymoneymoney…maaahaaneeeeyhhh… kalo cowok macam itu bkn super-confident kali yah tapi tak tau diri? jadi inget Kangen Band.

  5. woelank Says:

    well…
    I don’t wanna pick any super hero as my girl friend. I rather choose a regular girl and me as the super hero.
    :D

    A man’s natural instinct to become the protector and the savior? Hehe

  6. the writer Says:

    I’d go for Spiderman. I have a thing for geeky man who can save the world :P

  7. the writer Says:

    @rima: Now that I think about it, I’d go for that rich guy too! LOL

    You’re just as wishy-washy as Spidey is… the geeky one is definitely more your thing then :P

  8. GJ Says:

    A tad disappointed there was no “Batik Boy” a new Indo legend.

    Perhaps you can be the new Batik Boy superhero - the expat who put on a mysteriously inked Batik containing crazy-ass chemicals that could turn you into… uhm… into…. hmmm …. a harmless gamelan player?

  9. Finally Woken Says:

    Gatotkaca aja deh…

    Hmmm yeah. But he has that freakishly long nail and bushy moustache though lol

  10. Domba Garut! Says:

    I am sure a super hero figure nowadays comes from an ordinary fellow doing extraordinary thing.. the cartoon character at least would guide you to find a real one, of course.. :D

    hey domba garut!! i have in fact met my own personal superhero. he might not be able to fly or build an iron body armor, but he sure does make me feel like a superwoman :D

    you’re absolutely right, everyone has a bit of a superhero in all of them - little things that mean a lot to others :)

  11. John Doe Says:

    I like Ironman the best because of the following reasons:
    * he’s filthy rich~ pretty much like Batman. Except that Tony Stark is way cooler than Wayne who’s too thoughtful and emo!

    * he’s a geek~ a geek doesn’t have to be a nerd or a dork, a geek can also be a ladies’ man too :)

    * unlike others you have mentioned (superman, spidey and hulk), Ironman is the only superhero -without- superhuman powers. His strength comes from his cunning ingenuity (and of course: the almighty dollar)

    * Spidey needs a mask to hide Peter Parker’s identity. So does Batman. Superman doesn’t need a mask but who the bloody hell knows who Clark Kent is ? Or Kal-El ? But why does Ironman need a mask ? Simple: his face -is- his asset ! He openly admits who he is. People KNOW that Ironman -is- Tony Stark ! This is why I like Ironman the best: he’s daring both in action and admitting who he is.

    We are on the same page. I love Stark’s cockiness too. But he’s got legitimate reason to be cocky so that’s okay. Although I’m kind of worried that by revealing his identity it will only do him more harm than good though lol

  12. John Doe Says:

    btw Therry: I like your new blog and the topics you bring up.

    It feels very fresh :)

    Thanks JD! Trying to my best to keep the crowd entertained! :)

  13. Elyani Says:

    Superman … because he wears his underwear inside out :) I think the secret of his power is in his underwear…LOL!

    That has double meaning El… you sound really naughty just then, is this Rima’s fault? she always brings the naughtiness in all of us lol

  14. Eru Reed Says:

    Ah so much insight

    thank you

    :shy: :shy:

    :D

    so which one is your fave Er, or are you more like the bad guys? :D

  15. Marisa Says:

    I’d go for that V for Vendetta guy.

    V: Would you like to dance?
    Evey Hammond: Now? On the eve of your revolution?
    V: A revolution without dancing ..is a revolution not worth having.

    Aw. I shiver.

    Yes! I love that movie too. We should do the same shite to the Indonesian government. Hire a V-like person to assassinate all those bloody corruptors and destroy useless shopping malls and the likes…ok stop. LOL

  16. ecky Says:

    I’d go for the latest Mr. Bond… James Bond :))

    Eh gak ada di optionnya ya hehehe…

    Well, I’d go for Ironman then. He’s human after all, but he wants to do the right thing ;)

    LOL. James Bond ain’t a superhero, he just has lots and lots of gadgets that’s all. But he’s alright. I like the new Mr. Bond, Daniel Craig - way manly than the other before.
    Yeah, Ironman is cool, isn’t he. And he is soooooooo smart. I have a thing for smart men.

  17. isman Says:

    I was quite surprised to find the Hulk on the list. But then again, there’s a definite romantic notion about a man who speaks softly and carries a big, mean giant in himself, ready to set loose in times of need.

    Now that I think about it, the Incredible Hulk won’t be that incredible if David Banner were a guy who had anger issues.

    Although it’d be nice to watch in rare occasions, such as in Indonesian supermarkets.

    “Here’s your change, Sir,” said the supermarket attendant.

    “A CANDY!?” shouted David while his eyes turned green.

    Take him for a tour around supermarkets in town. And that candy-for-change practice would be finished. (Some supermarkets would also be finished. But they probably deserved it.)

    And that’s only supermarkets. Can you imagine him queuing in some mall’s lousy public toilet? He’d be like, “MOVE BITCH!” whilst holding his crotch, busting with sweat as he’s holding not to piss all over his pants and all, brutally sweeping men from the urinals to have a go and do his business.

    Hey, even the Incredible Hulk cannot escape from biological needs.

  18. Eru Reed Says:

    My fave? of course the bad-guys!

    “Venom” rocks!

    Is it because of his super long tongue? lol

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