Boobilicious!

This post originates from Rima’s post about boobs, in welcoming International Blog About Boobs Week, I therefore participate because she has tagged me to do so.

Coming from a family of big-breasted women, I suppose I have nothing to complain, although it did feel odd having a pair of breasts that were growing up much more quickly than the rest of my body, that even during junior high I was already wearing underwire bras.

Unfortunately, women with big breasts need a lot of support, so underwire bras are necessary, not to mention the fact that my dear mother always regaled me with stories how big-breasted women are so easy to sag, so wearing these bras really help. Being the obliging daughter I was, I followed her advice strictly and religiously - until I developed red marks underneath my breasts from all those wires that had started to dig into my skin. Which was why I opted for sports bra - no underwires, and very snug - and have been converted ever since. I wear underwire bras very occasionally, though.

Nevertheless, being big-breasted - despite all the dramas that go with them - is nice most of the times, especially when friends always comment on how perfect their size are and how they’re just the right size to hold (from boyfriends), not to mention the involuntary attention I get from people (both men and women) whenever I walk around wearing tight tops and all. Plus, I don’t need any paddings to stuff inside my bra.

The truth is though, my boobs aren’t that big. The types of bra that I wear on the other hand, can give illusions that make them look twice as big. Here’s the hint: underwire bras equal big boobies, sports bra equals normal size boobies.

Everytime I look at people who have barely-there boobies like Keira Knightley, I feel lucky because I am blessed with naturally ample breasts that are just right and adorable. I think this must be what Scarlett Johansson feels whenever she wears low cut dresses. I’m pretty sure she thanks God everyday too for blessing her with such nice-looking boobs that are huge and bordering on obscene but still great to ogle at.

Talking about low-cut tops, maybe there is a reason why Scarlett bares her boobs so brazenly, because according to the illustration below …

Yes, people, happily married people tend to cover more. But hey, if you disagree, blame the cartoon, don’t blame me!

The following people are tagged - to ensure the boobs get around - Eru, Silly, Ivy and Ecky! You guys are booby-trapped! Haha!

10 Responses to “Boobilicious!”

  1. rima fauzi Says:

    yaay for big boobies!!!!

    Then I am definitely happily married as I tend to cover up everything, unlike whilst single, I bared and bared and bared them all.. lol

    I understand exactly what you mean about the underwire bra thing, but unfortunately i dont have the luxury (and the possibility) to switch to a sports bra, it’s just something impossible for my size.

    mine are kinda like scarlett’s, only bigger.
    lol

    rima fauzi’s last blog post..Bego X 3

    Then yours are already obscene!! Put them away before someone get arrested for harassing you! Oh wait… you already get harassed, so many times it seems, even by turkish teenagers who go ‘pathumph, pathumph’ at the sight of those behemoth boobs… LOL.

    Ah, the price of having big boobies.

  2. Sexy Lady Says:

    Hahahah… :)
    Boobs boobs boobs.
    Well, I guess I’m the other way around.
    When I was single, I needed to keep my goodies in a safe deposit box.
    Now I’m already “sold,” they don’t need to be that protected anymore.
    Because there is a security guard by my side ready to protect them whenever they are “disenggol” hahahha…..

    Well, that’s why the longer I’m in a relationship, the sexier I become.
    And more cleavage…
    Hehehheheh….

    LOL. I do envy the ability to walk around in revealing tops where you live, unlike here in Indo, what with the upcoming Pornography bill, everyone must be cautious because it seems like the government is keen to turn this country into the 2nd Saudi Arabia.

  3. silly Says:

    hahahahahahahaha…

    accoding to the cartoon… I’m single then :P (lol)

    anyway, gue sebetulnya gak gitu suka punya gue karena ukuran indonesia M (pasti dadanya sempit) tapi kalo pake L, bajunya kedodoran… Ukuran S… ya tolol berarti udah tahu M aja gak muat masih maksa make S, hahahahaaa…

    Ehhh, mo liat dong, kata Elyani, your tootzie oke, kikikikikik… gak pernah disentuh 15 gay guys kek Rima khan???… (I wonder how are they feel… pasti gimanaaa gitu, kikikikikik… *dikemplang*)

    Wakakakaka blon Sil, blon pernah dijamah2 sama 15 gay guys… secara punya gw ga seheboh punya Rima LOL. Lo masih ngerjain PR ngga nih? Sibuk bgt, udah sembuh? Eh lo katenye ultah ye????? TRAKTIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *minta digampar*

  4. Eru Reed Says:

    Three size please, or skrinsyut perhaps?
    * to prove it’s not hoax *

    Hmm it’s not about boobs, but brain.
    *wont refuse for woman with both *

    TAG me theeer..
    I’ll do my homework :D

    Eru Reed’s last blog post..Kedatangan Tamu Mendadak…

    Yes, I saw that you did your homework well, very informative post on boobs, I’m impressed!!! ;)

    Screenshoot? Nein, I don’t want this blog to be closed down… there are a lot of spies out there… watching my every move!! *paranoid mode on*

  5. mia Says:

    I’m definitely the other way around - mostly covered up when single, bcos I lived in a town where all FPI wannabes give dirty looks at women who bare too much. Now that I am married and living in Bali, I don’t care as much anymore - going out in tank tops, bra-less, shorts… the weather dictates what I wear :)

    mia’s last blog post..Ketiban Apes…

    Which explains why Balinese people object heavily on the Porn Bill being processed… it’s a place where it’s famous for the beaches… so obviously people opt for bikinis as the attires they wear the most, duh!!

    But I was chatting to Eru the other day talking about boobs and he said tourists who went around topless was already a common sight. And look, he didn’t all of a sudden go round raping random women because of that, did he? Indo govt should get over themselves and start putting their focus on the people, not on their crotches.

  6. Diny Says:

    Guess I’m more old fashioned than you guys, he heh. I don’t understand why one would do that (showing cleavage or wearing super tight top) at work. Not professional at all. Outside of work, who cares?

    Hey! What about strippers? I mean, they do work as strippers so showing cleavage is obviously a prerequisite, right? :)

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  8. Diny Says:

    you’re right. strippers and hookers are exception. without showing it, they won’t get any work :)

    Diny’s last blog post..Oh For the Love of Breasts!

    Yeps. Even if they had to dress up as nuns or whatever, they eventually had to take the costume off LOL.

  9. M Says:

    Congratulation for being happy with what you have :) I think that’s what’s most important. I have some friends who are complaining about having so huges boobs that they plan to do operation as it hurt their back, i also have friends who complain about small boobs. Complain is an unhappy state of mind. so u r lucky!

    And Therry thank so much for asking me to hang out, that’s so cool and i am flattered :)

    But i am still very mobile now, just came back from Aceh and will depart abroad today. Care to send me an email so we can arrange something when i come back? I dont have ur email.

    Hi Mulia! Yep I guess I’m lucky to have a body that I am content with.. but I’m putting on a bit of weight these days :( And losing weight is getting harder as I get older! LOL.

    Going abroad already? Busy girl! I will send you an e-mail soon. Let us know when you will be in Jakarta, I was planning to have a land coffee with Ecky on the 25th but we’re rescheduling because not everyone could make it… I’ll keep you posted!

  10. nanoblonde Says:

    Involuntary?! Uh… Yes, that it to say, quite involuntary.

    nanoblonde’s last blog post..Intermission - the best thing so far about Odin Sphere…

    LOL. Was it the wrong word to use?

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