Dear Sir/Madam

The reasons why nobody likes you and chances are, they never will, is because:

1. you treat them like shit.
2. you apply double standards which work best for you but sucks ass for us.
3. you are generally unhappy with your life.
4. you want to make sure that unhappiness spreads around at work.
5. it is your lifelong duty to make everybody’s life a living hell.
6. you demean other people and you think too highly of yourself.
7. you don’t trust anyone so the word ‘delegate’ means jack shit for you.
8. which is fine, up to the point when you complain and bitch about it.
9. which renders us back to point number 5.
10. you can’t stand to work under pressure, because of point number 7.
11. you favour assholes because they make you feel safe.
12. you hate people like me because we make you feel insecure and stupid.
13. so you do everything you can to belittle us out of your own insecurity.
14. rather than improving yourself, you prefer to spite us.
15. which shows just how incredibly dumb you really are.
16. have I said that you’re dumb?
17. being mean to others is your way make you feel better about yourself.
18. you don’t think before you speak.
19. you suffer from listening disability simply because you never listen.
20. you form your own false assumptions because you’re thick in the head.
21. you have no life outside work. Have I said that before?
22. you have no friends either.
23. even your loved ones don’t want to be near you. I don’t really blame them.
24. we have enough assholes in this world – there’s no need to breed more.
25. your child is going to grow up just like you. Which renders us back to no. 24.

Have a nice day!